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After we warm up before a game, I gotta take a dump. It’s a huge benefit to release that gas you don’t need. The facilities are beautiful. We’re spoiled. If I get a good one, I know I’m gonna score two touchdowns.
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Leon Washington, running back for the New York Jets via Poplicks.com (via smalter)
Smalter once asked me before an exam whether I had taken a dump. At the time I thought it was because we were out of toilet paper and he wanted me to go get more, but now I wonder if maybe he was sharing with me his secret to success.
